When I was young I had a nerf gun for about 10 minutes before I accidentally shot the cat in the leg and my mum took it off me and threw it in the cupboard to join my Thundercats sword, my ghostbusters proton pack and my pog collection that my little sister ate. Now I'm a grown up man and my mum doesn't get to tell me what to do anymore and I think that Nerf Wars is a great thing for the wee ones and here is three reasons why.

Safer Than Real Guns

Safer Than Real Guns

I've seen enough films to know that when you get shot with a real gun it doesn't tickle. Some of these bullets can shoot a massive hole right through you. Atleast at Nerf Wars it's just a wee foam bullet. They  give you a tiny red mark at most. In short Nerf Guns. Safe for weans. Real guns. Not safe for weans.

It's a Safe Way To Release Frustration

It's a Safe Way To Release Frustration

Remember that time that John at the work broke your favourite cup. He denied it obviously but there were only two folk that went into the kitchen that morning and I certainly don't remember smashing my own cup off the floor! See if I was allowed to go to Nerf Wars it would be hundreds of John's I'd be shooting and there would be nothing he could do about it. Not so smug now eh John!

Revenge

Revenge

Having weans is great isn't it. See when Wee Boab broke the washing machine because he filled it with play doh. What a laugh!. See when he climbs into my bed at 2 o'clock in the morning and sticks his cold toes up the back of my shirt and his jaggy elbows into my neck. How it makes me giggle. Well see when I take Wee Boab to Nerf Wars. Daddy is sneaking in his own Nerf Gun and see whenever the wee man has his back is turned. Boof! I'm gonna shoot him in the back off the head. There will be hundreds of wee foam darts flying about so the Wee Boab will have no idea that it's me shooting him from the spectators area. That'll make me feel much better.

And that's my three reasons why I'll be taking my weans to Nerf Wars regardless of what my mum thinks? Just hope she doesn't find out because I'm sick of her taking my PlayStation off me.

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